Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
why do i always look hot when no one’s around?
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out