Tweets

worths:

ok thanks

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girff:

girff:

talents: making myself seem cool over the internet

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(via heliolisk)

thestoneunturned:

Creepy, but I still want one.

(via always-somewhat-horny)

alderaans:

In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I’ve been conducting a similar experiment.

(via dutchster)

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theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

preteenager:

it’s a metaphor

(Source: crookedruler, via cadburycreamcoolator)

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fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via beyoncevevo)

salaampuja:

reasons why Finland is cooler than you:

  • they have police reindeer

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(via guy)